If you know me, then you know I’m a huge Mirfanda — the name for the Miranda Sings fandom, obviously! I also have this habit of working Miranda into every conversation!! Seriously! Just ask my mom and Janelle. I do the classic greeting (“Hey, guys!“). I give solid fashion advice (“Don’t be porn!“). I comfort people and offer them sympathy (“I feel sorry for you. I will pray for you!“). I’ve even got Miranda’s unique pronunciation down (“I’m SO essited!“) as well as her trademark brand of, umm, honesty (“I’m the most talented there ever even was…not even kidding about it!” No offense!“).
TL;DR: I love Miranda. Like, A LOT, pretty much!
So, obviously, I was so ESSITED (see?) to read her newest masterpiece, which just came out yesterday!! What, you didn’t know that? Well, I feel sorry for you and I will pray for you!
Anyway, My Diarrhe is the book only Miranda herself could write! It’s all her diary entries from her entire life — ALL OF THEM! In one book! Her birth certificate? Got it. Her homeschool homework? Got it. Her emotional teenage drama? Got it. Her meteoric rise on YouTube? Got it. It’s all there, complete with bootiful photos (another Miranda-ism!) and the occasional unidentifiable leftover food or other “Miranda treasure.”
My mom was flipping through the book yesterday and exclaimed, “This is just like your diary!” She wasn’t wrong! Remember the days when I’d share my diary entries on the blog? That little trip down memory lane was certainly a blast from the past, wasn’t it?
But I think there’s something to be said for looking back and reflecting on your past every so often. It’s a chance to take a look at the person you used to be and really see, up close, just how you’ve changed over the years. It’s the perfect snapshot of you, taken at one moment in time — and, even, it might help you get a glimpse of who you’ll become in the future.
See? All those lessons…given to us by the red-lipped, sassy, most talented, NOT porn Miranda Sings!! She’s here to teach the masses!! I mean, that’s the best gift of all, if you ask me… xoxo