
The Mama’s Boy
Sorry, sunny, but we don’t have time to play the Freud Game with you. The Mama’s Boy can be a tricky one because at first, it seems all rather cute. “Oh, it’s so cute how he dotes on his mother,” you think. But give it time, and I assure you, it’ll turn into something scarier than your own father-daughter complex.
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And that’s exactly when things become unhealthy. Pretty soon, he’s saying how smart she was, how her green eyes glimmered so beautifully against the morning light, how they once spent an entire weekend in bed at this little cabin in the woods and told each other their life story. Blah. Blah. Blah. Pretty soon after that, you two are sitting on the couch as he rests his head on your shoulders and blubbers like a little school girl.
We get it: Your ex should have been Miss

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Fashion art and other fancies says
😉 This is so funny and at the same time very informative;)
Amanda Val says
Respectfully disagree on the Mama's boy front – not every guy who really loves his mom and cherishes her is the victim of some Oedipus complex. Freud limits the way we look at others. My best friend loves his mom but he still has his own backbone, his own mind. He's a good person, the best friend I have. I don't think his love for his mom has impaired his ability to be his own self.
Longuette says
can I also add Married Man to the list?