A few months ago, I went to the dentist’s office. He was quite surprised by something I never knew I had. In fact, my whole childhood, I prided myself in the fact that I never needed braces because my teeth were perfectly straight, and my bite was completely even.
Oh no. Not even close. He told me, in a very shocked tone, that I had “quite an overbite.” Alarmed at his shock, I asked him if this was okay, thinking maybe there were some (expensive) things that needed to be fixed. He seemed confused by my reaction and said slowly in a placating voice.
“Don’t worry about it. A lot of boys think it’s cute.”
I hoped my look of “you are crazy” told him…
a). I like men, not boys.
b). The last thing I am thinking about right now is attracting some guy.
I am kind of concerned about my health, Mr. Dentist.
ModCloth posted this photo on Pinterest with this caption: Do you know why this makes me laugh so hard? Because the corn has an overbite. Do you know how hard it is to eat corn if you have an overbite?
Do you have an overbite? Have you ever heard of guys liking overbites?
P.S. This was something I never, ever cared about before, but now I’m totally self-conscious about my “very-substantial overbite.” Blah!
P.P.S. When I saw that corn, I couldn’t stop laughing. No matter that I was loud and alone in a crowded restaurant in Scotland. It’s just too funny!
–By Tiffany from Dancing Branflakes