This week, our resident guyspert columnist Kasey, warns us of the dangers of static cling – in relationships, that’s is. Yikes! Lordy, I hope he isn’t trying to send me subliminal messages. Hope you enjoy! xoxo
Ladies, I implore you: Do not mention marriage (to anyone I know0 before I have dated you for a while. Please. It makes me think you are a clingy, creepy, obsessive, stalker who has planned my whole life in advance. And that is not the person I want to date. I would like to make my own choice, thank you very much. If I carry your purse around, a least let me choose whether or not I will carry your purse around. It’s the same type of thing. Only slightly more important, as it’s my entire life.
I once dated a girl (crazy, right!) who, after we had been going out for 3 weeks, mentioned to my sister that I was the type of guy she could see herself marrying. My sister was slightly creeped out for me (thanks, sis!), and let me know. I am not a fan of super-early preparation of my own wedding before I’ve even decided if I should ask a girl to be my girlfriend (which always seems to sound dorky, no matter how you say it; you just hope they think it’s cute).
Ladies, please. It’s not that you can’t think about it; just don’t tell me. I don’t want to know. Ignorance IS bliss, and I would at least like to have the illusion that I can make my own choices. Thank you.
P.S. Don’t be clingy, either. Equally as weird, and slightly more annoying. It makes me think you’re insecure and have no other friends. Even if you do.
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