Happy Hanukkah, friends! There’s a little something I’ve never told you: For most of my life, I’ve had this overwhelming, inexplicable, tearing-at-my-heart yearning to be Jewish. Odd as it sounds, it’s always been a dream of mine. Some girls dream of being in an exclusive sorority. I dream of being Jewish. So in honor of this holiest of holy holidays this week, I’ve rounded up some fine-looking Jewish boys that I’m sure your mother would love to see you bring home.
These men can light my Menorah any damn time they’d like…
JASON SEGEL
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
JAKE GYLLENHAAL
JASON SCHWARTZMAN
JAMES FRANCO
ADAM LEVINE
PAUL RUDD
ADAM BRODY
SHIA LABEOUF
[Photos via TheFrisky]
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Leah says
With those good-looking guys, I want to be a Jewish too Melissa! Hahaha!
Children of the 90s says
Haha, yes!! I love this. These are a group that would make my Jewish mother proud.
Melanie's Randomness says
I had no idea half of these guys were Jewish. Woa.
I like that a jewish wedding the bride & groom get lifted up on chairs. I'm a Catholic but I always thought was so cool!
Melissa Blake says
Me too, Melanie! xoxo
Seyma says
wow!! are they all jewish 🙂
i love Adam Brody 🙂 sigh
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Nina says
oooh i love these guys! esp paul rudd, adam brody, and jason segal! yes, please! : )
Viewtiful_Justin says
That photo of Adam Levine made my day. I adore that man.
Anonymous says
My favorite 100% Jew is Logan Lerman.