Spotted: An ordinary girl eying a not-so-ordinary Upper East Side bad boy turned boyfriend to Blair Waldorf. Blair’s found her fairytale, but the scary thing about happy endings? Sometimes, it’s the ones you least expect to bring about the nightmare. If Blair wants to keep her Chuck, she’d better clutch him closer than she clutches those Prada purses.
I love you. I’ll always love you. I could love you and appreciate you so much more than that simple Blair Waldorf. You’re a heart-breaking, mind-game-playing playboy, but I want you to be my heart-breaking, mind-game-playing playboy. I want you and only you. You’ve just set the bar too high, and now, frankly, every other guy just looks like a Humphrey compared to you.
There’s only one problem, though. I’m a good girl. I’m not supposed to like you. I’m not supposed to like any of your kind. I’m supposed to be sensible and pick a considerate (though you are considerate in your own coniving way, I suppose, which at times can be very sexy and alluring), attentive gentleman – someone with focus and passion and lives for more than a life of decadence.
But you, Mr. Bass? You’re that different sort of passion – that passion that burns with the fire of a million matches, that reaches deep down into the very depths of your soul and simply won’t let go. You’re like silky smooth chocolate – you know it’s bad (VERY bad) for you, but you want it. You can’t resist. And even if you tried, you couldn’t put up much of a fight.
Oh, and it doesn’t help that you remind me of Crush Boy for some reason. Is that part of your seduction tactics or something?
So here’s my plan: Let’s run away together, OK? Pick me up in one of your expensive limos and we can go anywhere we want. But unlike Blair Waldorf, don’t think you’re getting any action in that backseat, sir. I may want you, Mr. Bass, but I’m still a lady.
But, I will be watching you tonight. Maybe in the dark. So…who knows what could happen. You know you love me.
[Photos via Gossip Girl Insider]
NodtoMod Vintage says
he is a cutie… love his flared nostrils. is that wrong?! i havent gotten into gossip girl. im way behind i know! when i did watch it once..i loved it! he stood out to me more than anyone on the show! love this!:)
Freckle and Hyde says
Lol, loved this.
Ohhh so good!! He has that way I say!
Cupcakes and Cashmere says
are you kidding? us good girls always end up falling for the bad boys…and ahhh is he perfect!