Oh, the thrill of these lovely summer months. Didn’t Richard Marx say it best? Those damned endless summer nights. Though, unlike him, I spend the majority of my summer nights alone (but like him, they’re still endless), so naturally, this gives me a lot of free time to devote to these oh-so-very-important and detailed Quarterly Reviews.
Brown-Eyed Editor: He’s married, so I’m pretty sure the case is closed on this one, unless he gets divorced and we “spontaneously” run into each other. Still, I’ve enjoyed getting to know him all over again though my Freaky (Funny!) Friday installments. Oh, the glories of youth!
Crush Boy: We’ve had quite a few conversations since I helped him inadvertently discover that he, after 13 years, was indeed Crush Boy (tip: Having someone find out how you’ve felt about them for so many years isn’t as bad and vomit-inducing as it sounds, trust me). I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for this guy. Oooops, I probably shouldn’t have said that, should I?
Cute Guy Friend: What can I say? I think he only qualifies for half of his name now – the guy part – seeing as how I haven’t talked to him in months. Sort of sad, actually, since he could always manage to bring a smile to my face. Maybe I should throw a log in the fire and email him?
Facebook Flirt: Oh, glorious Facebook Flirt! This guy is still making me laugh and smile, though I think he’s discovered his identity on here. Surprisingly, I’m not embarassed. At all. That shows progress, right?
LA Hot Shot: I haven’t heard a peep from this guy. I guess it really is true: The Hollywood sign really did swallow him. Sad, really. He had the potential to be my Seth Cohen. His loss.
Young Guns: It’s still early with this younger dude, and I’m not so sure I should even be sort-of, probably-not-but-maybe falling for him. But he makes me forget about all my quirks and worries and neurosis, if only for a bit. And that’s something, right? I like to think so. And the greatest part? He doesn’t even seem fazed by my disability, which is always a turn-on.