TO: Men all over the planet
FROM: A woman who speaks the truth about herself
RE: 5 things about me….you probably don’t know but should
DATE: July 28, 2009
5). I’m a virgin: No, it’s not because I’m in some mind-numbing religious cult or sport a purity ring. And no, it’s not because my disability makes the act impossible. It’s simply a choice I’ve made for myself. On a side note, I’ve been avidly watching The Real World: Brooklyn and have fallen in love with Chett. Verdict: Males virgins are incredibly hot.
4).I’m shy: Really, I am. I know it doesn’t seem like it on this blog, but in real life, I’ve known to be a rather silent butterfly sometimes. I’ve actually learned to spread my wings a little bit over the last few years, so don’t worry, I’m not that painfully shy.
3). I’m feisty: I’m a redhead, so this should be an obvious one. Couple that with the fact that my disability has proven to make me extra feisty and I just might intimidate you…at first. I have a soft, gooey center, though.
2). I’m not one of those picky-eater girls: Gosh, I hate those girls. You know, the kind who pretend that they’re a prime and proper eater for fear they’ll turn off some guy. Sorry, boys. I love to eat and am not afraid to admit it. I once crawled all the way across the living room floor when I was a toddler just to eat a box of Thin Mints. My mother captured the proof (if I’m THAT determined over a box of mints, just think how I’ll be if you make me fall in love with you):
1). I’m a cheap date: No, not in that way (see #5), but I really don’t need big, swooping gestures (see #2): I’m an avid collector of PEZ dispensers. Any guy who gives me a PEZ dispenser to add to my collection has my heart (see pic of said collection below):