The One In Which We Debate The Merits of Questions And Answers…And Conclude That Puppies Are Cute

Oh, Facebook Flirt, how you bring miles of smiles to my face every time we chat. Really, you brighten up my work day with your head-scratching lunacy…it’s sort of hot, actually.

What do you all make of this, the transcript from our recent afternoon Facebook chat??

You know, I really do think this blog is giving me a new sense of confidence — or at least a new sense of boldly boldness.

xoxo,
Mel

Melissa
Is that you in your new pic?
btw, i keep forgetting to poke you with this new facebook!
Facebook Flirt
yes, that is me
Melissa
pretty nice there, springsteen
🙂
Facebook Flirt
grassy ass
Melissa
how are you?
Facebook Flirt
I am a scanner darkly
Melissa
i’m a xerox machine
Facebook Flirt
you are? what does that mean?
Melissa
i’m a copy cat, basically…
😉
Facebook Flirt
ahh…IC
Melissa
not really…i just couldn’t think of anything else witty to say!
Facebook Flirt
wHitty
Melissa
that’s not how you spell witty….have you ever used a dictionary?
apparently, you’re not very witty either… 😉 http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/witty
Facebook Flirt
I know that. I was pretending for a moment that I was Hank from King of the Hill
I have used a dictionary as a matter of face
face
face
face
fact
there we go
Melissa
and apparently you’re a bad speller too. 😉
thank you for making my day a little better….
Facebook Flirt
I have done nothing of the sort
Melissa
AND you don’t know how to take a compliment! are you even human?
Facebook Flirt
Partially
but not entirelly
Melissa
you really like to play with my mind, don’t you? do you ever answer anything with a straight answer? and if you say sometimes, i am not liable for your injuries. 🙂
Facebook Flirt
I like to play with everything….because play is more fun than work. I just answer with whatever pops into the ol’ dome piece
what other way is there to answer questions?
Facebook Flirt
If someperson asks me a question about computer speakers, and the first thing that pops into my head is Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delay, then I’m going to answer Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delay.
Melissa
by giving an answer that is even remotely related to the question
OMG!
Facebook Flirt
All apologies.
Melissa
well, i suppose i can forgive you this time…only because you’re sort of cute…
Facebook Flirt
like a puppy
Melissa
Yes, like a cuddly little puppy….i’m a sucker for anyting cute…anyway, i’ve got to go now.
Facebook Flirt
bye bye now
Melissa
are you being sarcastic?
Facebook Flirt
nope. not at all
Melissa
because sarcasm is only attractive on me…