I love Twitter (follow me @melissablake ). But I love the funny jokesters/posers I run into from time to time even more. A few days ago, a certain man (@WealthyChats) decided he’d like to follow my very-exciting life via Twitter.
So of course I take a gander at his profile and conclude: He’s a royal snob. I tell him so, actually with this message:
A little full of yourself, aren’t you?
I awoke this morning to his reply:
Thanks! I have a full profile on wealthychats.com. Username Johncacs2008, you can view my albums and blogs there.
Just send me a free wink there, I will email you. I’m a certified millionaire there.
No, I didn’t visit the site. I’m not that stupid.
I probably did, though, just crush the heart of a poor 16-year-old sap who thought he was the first person to think of masquerading as a gorgeous millionaire online to lure women.
The verdict: I am such a hipster, no-nonsense gal!