TO: Men all over the planet
FROM: A woman who knows how NOT to flirt
RE: Your flirting technique needs an upgrade
DATE: March 16, 2009
Assuming that’s what our dear old Crush Boy was trying to do; you know, I can never be certain. But I do know one thing: lecturing me about the ‘give and take’ of life is not the quickest route to get my heart a-pumping with love for you.
Melissa, it seems that you don’t appreciate that life is about give and take. If you want to participate in my institution you have to follow the rules. I send many people postcards because in the past they have sent me a postcard and I choose to continue the exchange.
Yes, sir. I shall do my best to learn the rules of life….