Spotted: A cute bespectacled (uniformed!) office patrolling the halls of Kishwaukee College. Is he just keeping us safe, or is he really stealing our hearts in the process? Who knew the vegetable fields of Illinois could produce such appetizing man meat?
Nice Mr. Policeman, I wasn’t close enough to see if you were wearing a wedding ring, but chances are, you’ve already been snatched up by a lucky lady. A man in uniform is hot enough, but a SMART man in a uniform? That’s just downright diabolical. It’s like fusing the strength of Vin Diesel with the brains of McDreamy.
What’s sexier than both physical and mental attractiveness?
My verdict: Well, myself, of course. But rest assured, Mr. Policeman, you came in a close second. Do you always carry around handcuffs?
Now if only I could find an equally attractive firefighter. Any takers?