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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Missed Connection: An Open Letter To The Lotion Buyer

Dear Lotion Buyer:

By chance (or fate?), you and I ended up in the same check-out line in Target yesterday. You were wearing a white and black jacket and a cap (not that I’m a stalker or anything…just very observant). You were cute and had a cute smile, and I noticed you were buying lotion. Now, I just wanted to say that I find a man who buys lotion (for himself) to be a very sexy trait. So needless to say, you caught my eye. The white-bottled lotion stood on the counter, and you didn’t seem the least bit embarrassed to be purchasing it (confidence, of course, is another sexy trait). So I just wanted to say if by some slim, probably one in a million chance you read my little old blog, let’s chat!

Oh, and if you were buying the lotion for your girlfriend or wife, that’s still hot. She’s a lucky lady! Who doesn’t like a man with smooth hands?

xoxo,
Mel

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    Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    You know why guys buy lotion, right?

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    Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    SHHHHH!!!

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