There’s A “Cheating” Gene & Other Lessons The Glossies Teach Us

The top women’s glossy magazines are like The Bible: some is true (maybe) and some is just ‘what the hell’? Look to me to set you straight every month. This is what you need to know this month. Consider it your Cliff’s Notes version. No test is ivolved!

xoxo,
Mel

Yeah, this one I just don’t buy, no matter how much ‘scientific’ research the experts have to back it up. What’s next? A gene for “I’m-just-a-stupid-guy”? The new excuse: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. It’s in my genes. I can’t help it.

I’m not so sure about this one either. A guy only usually shops at the perfume counter in two instances: When he’s buying something for his girlfriend/wife/mistress or when he’s buying something for himself. In both cases, I say run. Run faaaast!

Now, this one I’ll actually keep on hand to use in the future. I’m one of those girls who analyzing every little touch. It’s cool – and sexy – to think there could be something more meaningful behind said touch.