Oh, it is SO on now, Reese!

Disclaimer: The following is a true account, though some of it has been exaggerated for comedic purposes. So there’s no need to label me one of those crazy celebrity fans. I’m just very much ‘in like.’

A quick post: Thanks to a high-school classmate, I learned today that I am THISCLOSE to knowing Jake Gyllenhaal. Those of you who know mw know that I’ve had a mad crush on him for, well, EVER…..I’m not a stalker, just to clear up any rumors should they surface, but YEAH!!! My lifelong dream of saying “this is my boyfriend, Jake” at the Oscar afterparty is that much closer in sight. I could very well become the next Mrs. Jake Gyllenhaal.

So, Reese, even though you’re an awesome, awesome woman, I have two words for you: IT’S ON. 🙂 Oh, and if you need me to translate: I’m the girl who always gets what she wants.

xoxo,
Mel