Memo To Men: Need Gift Ideas For Your Lady Love?

MEMORANDUM
TO: Men all over the planet
FROM: A concerned hopeless romantic
RE: Give A Gift That’s Forever
DATE: December 22, 2008

Pop quiz: What’s in THREE short days? No, not your anniverary. No, not your girlfriend’s birthday.

Christmas, my friend, Christmas. It can be hard to know what to get that special woman in your life. But have no fear…I’m here (as usual) to rescue you from yet another Christmas where all you get is a sack of coal and a look of sheer cold from your sweetie. I’ve also included pictures for those who are a bit verbally challenged.

Look for Part II tomorrow. Let’s leave some of the fun for later.

xoxo,
Mel

1. Your heart — to know that we always belong together.

2. You, dressed in a skimpy Elf costume. YES, curled-toe boots are required to complete the ensemble.

3. A chick flick marathon with you in front of the fireplace.

4. A star named after me.

5. Our first child….a puppy. You can stop hyperventilating now.